02 August 2008

Dear Jesse

Dear Jesse,

Next weekend when you go to the Farmer's Market again, I would like to request that you go ahead and just bring home some crack cocaine instead of this kettle corn. I think it would be easier to walk away. I failed to even notice all of the lovely fruits and vegetables you purchased, and the wheat grass for the cats, as I have instead been sitting on the couch eating myself into oblivion.

Your Loving Wife,